The Perfect Team Name

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Written by Carl

After that last blog post, I thought I'd better lighten things up a bit. As with previous years you have excelled yourself with your brilliant and imaginative team names. If you’re feeling like you need some inspiration, then here’s a recipe for the perfect Step Count Challenge team name using a few of the names submitted so far…

Dice up some well known phrases and sayings and sweat in a frying pun (sorry, couldn’t resist)

  • The Walkaholics 
  • The Fresh Air-shire Steppers Saucepan
  • Honey I Shrunk the Gut
  • Going, Going… Scone
  • The Holy Walkamolies

Throw in some alliteration and bring to the boil

  • The Walking Wenches
  • Walking Wonders
  • Sole Survivors
  • Thomson's Trampers
  • Dizzy Dashers

Add a good handful of fresh rhymes

  • The Holistic Chicks
  • Fleet Feet of Frederick Street
  • The Walkie Talkies
  • Blister Sisters
  • The Veracious Pacers

Pour in a good glug of randomness, cover and simmer over a medium heat

  • Team Badger
  • Ivory Towering Inferno
  • Fat Chihuahua
  • Raging Techno Kamikaze Walkers
  • Last Gasp Allsorts
  • Our Giga Hurts

Finally, season to taste with The Proclaimers and other musical references

  • 500 Miles
  • Hardie’s Proclaimers
  • Red Hot Chilli Steppers
  • Steps - The Reunion
  • These Boots are Made for Walking
  • Susie & the Banshees

And the result? My personal favourite team name so far… Sausage Stroll. Et voila!

If this has inspired you and you want to change your team name, just drop me an email at let me know your workplace and old name and we’ll update our records.

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